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Planetrash 

When a woman sleeps with you because you bought her lunch.
TinderDude1: Hey I bought this slut lunch and she slept with me.
TinderDude2: She must be Planetrash.
Planetrash by Wodderwick December 25, 2022

planestalker 

Someone who rather eerily stalks their friend's plane as they fly to and from their destination. Planestalkers are Air Traffic Control wannabes and/or commercial airplane enthusiasts who use a multitude of resources to stalk their friend's plane, such as monitoring real-time flight data and listening intently to actual air traffic control tower communications, waiting breathlessly to hear their friend's pilot make radio contact with the tower to confirm arrival and departure procedures.

Planestalkers may or may not feel an overwhelmingly impulsive and self-indulgent urge to share this information with their friend, who likely has zero interest in the arrival or departure runway of their aircraft, the average speed and altitude of their entire flight, and what they may have seen if they had been sitting on the left side of the plane, that is, assuming their friend did not have their window shade down and their face in a glass of vodka.
Planestalker:

Text Message 1: "I hope you're sitting on the LEFT side of the plane because flights are departing runway 13 today, and you'll surely have a GREAT view!"

Text Message 2: "Somewhere over Wisconsin, your plane flew north of its usual course for about 100 miles to avoid some inclement weather!"

Text Message 3: "You just landed on runway 4L! You're now taxiing on taxiway Foxtrot and will arrive at Gate B89 shorty. Your pilot sounds really nice!"

Text Message 4: "Your plane few at an average speed of 515 mph and at an average cruising altitude of 36,000 feet! Welcome home!"
planestalker by planestalker4life September 2, 2013

plasmashipping 

The ship between kai and jay from ninjago. It's very cute and the fanfictions are amazing.
Person A: OMG, DID YOU READ THE NEXT CHAPTER OF EARBUDS?!

Person B: YES! IT'S ONE OF THE BEST PLASMA FICS OUT THERE! If you like plasmashipping, you need to read it!
plasmashipping by Plasmashipper December 6, 2018

PlantSmacker 

The action of raping plant such as an old tree.
Also used: PlantSmacked
PlantSmack
PlantSmacking
Greg: d00d i just plantsmacked that little tree
SUSIE: EWW!!
Greg: what?
SUSIE: THAT'S A KID!!!!
PlantSmacker by eRAF May 13, 2005

planetmans 

A player of the game planetside. Generally seen as a new player who swarms with a brain dead pack of other planetmans.
Engineer: How's it going Tom?

ESF pilot: All good, I just killed like 20 planetmans leaving the spawn room.
The official holiday to celebrate 9/11 and the people who will never forget it.
Happy Planemas Everyone!
planemas by wankvill June 29, 2006