Plantophile 

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."

Plantophile by King Shmallow June 17, 2007

Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009

pamphile 

The one with the best dick and has all the bitches. He also loves smoking pounds of weed in a day.

Guy 1: That guy has a big dick and has all the bitches!
Guy 2: That guy is lucky, he must be a pamphile

pamphile by Brunelio May 23, 2014

patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

patophile by krazymack June 12, 2011

Palaeophile 

A person who is more interested in old things than new ones.

Being a palaeophile, she was always interested in old collections and visiting ancient places.

Palaeophile by O' Hara October 16, 2016

padophile 

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

padophile by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

Plantophile 

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.

That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.

Plantophile by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021