1 definition by fleemsleem

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an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.
Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.
by fleemsleem April 02, 2010

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