an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.
Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.
by fleemsleem April 02, 2010
Can you define these popular missing words?
Individual who is obsessed with pads on peoples feet.
That Joe, with his foot fetish, he always licks the bottom of my feet...the pads. He is a padophile.
by Frisco Stories August 16, 2008