Jesomercial

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

Stable Genius

The horse's ass that thinks they're the smartest horse's ass in the barn..

President Trump is a Stable Genius.

by Gutsrus April 18, 2020

Apex Hot

When a girl is as hot as it gets, as in nothing looks better. Thousands will tie for that distinction, as many deserve the title, but none are hotter than Apex Hot. Also, Hottie can be used for individuals, as in "She's an Apex Hottie!"

Adriana Lima is Apex Hot

by Gutsrus March 06, 2012

Pisscrastination

Feeling an urge to urinate, but putting off the act for now. Not recommended for first-responders.

A good firefighter learns early-on not to practice pisscrastination. Never wait to urinate!

by Gutsrus September 21, 2022