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split piss 

This occurs when there is clogging in the urethra due to the remaining residue of ejaculation, either from masturbation or copulation. The clogging results in your urine shooting in any direction but the direction you want it to go. Your legs, shirt, toilet seat, sink, floor, and even face will become drenched in a yellow spray.
It is always a good idea to sit on your toilet seat after ejaculation to prevent split piss.
Related Words

piss slit 

The japs eye, where urine and spunk leave the body.
GAY MAN: Quick, somebody do me up the piss slit.
piss slit by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

piss-slit 

A guy's piss-slit is the hole at the end of a guy's cock that pee and cum are expelled.
I fuck Matt's piss-slit with my tongue whenever I suck him off!
piss-slit by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Piss slit 

Piss slit: when you cut an opening out in your spanks so you can pee without peeling them off you.
I don’t pull my spanks down to pee bc I cut a piss slit in crotch
Piss slit by Rene connors April 5, 2019

pisssplitter 

after sex blockage in the urethera that blocks the urine flow and sometimes enable the pisser to have a split piss stream.
Im sorry I pissed on your shoe. Dude,,, it was the pisssplitter! "Not my fault"
pisssplitter by JeffBay May 23, 2008

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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