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piss rain 

A weather condition characterized by heavy, drenching (usually warm) fog or mist, but few actual raindrops falling from the sky. Tends to make people more miserable than a true rainshower would.
Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb, e.g.: "April in Boston equals day after day of piss rain," "They said it was supposed to be stormy, but it's just piss rain out there," or "I wish it would just go ahead and storm if it's going to; if it keeps on fucking piss rain like this I'm going to shoot someone."
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piss on my rainbow 

An expression to describe someone putting a downer on something.
"I'm well excited about getting in VIP tonight"
"Everyone's getting it, they're running at low capacity"
"Oh that's it, go on, piss on my rainbow!"
piss on my rainbow by Miss Couture December 18, 2007

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you
john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining 

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar
Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

Raining Piss 

Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.
Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.
Raining Piss by Macrovise May 23, 2022