piss on me

screw me over. create chaos in my life. mess with me.

don't piss on me, tell me if you don't want this

by Anna Bratta March 30, 2008

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 17, 2010

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

by stephaynee March 2, 2014

Too be doing the opposite of pissing one off. Making them really really really freakin happy.

by KjSpittah May 29, 2017

Really happy about something. The opposite of piss me off.

A : What did Aiko do last night?
B : She stayed up late and worked on our project
A : Wow!
B : She really knows how to piss me on!

by dzhus April 20, 2010

Makes you very frustrated

He was talking so loud, it was really pissing me off..

by lokka June 12, 2014

A : What did u do last night?
B : I enjoyed movie with my boyfriend.
A : you REally piss me off
B : piss me off?

by farmbeach0510 May 13, 2007