poop pirate 

A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.

After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.

poop pirate by murato February 13, 2010

Poop-deck pirate 

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

Poop-deck pirate by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

poop chute pirate 

one who pilages and plunders the poop chute

After the poop chute pirates were done with him, he couldnt sit for weeks

poop chute pirate by StPatrickIV November 18, 2003

poop deck pirate 

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

poop deck pirate by Emyjo Ed January 10, 2007

POOP SHOOT PIRATE 

a term used for a guy who likes to e
nter the wrong hole whilst having sex!
anal sex giver!

Well i finally got that guy into bed. WOW what Suprise he's a "POOP SHOOT PIRATE"

POOP SHOOT PIRATE by sammix August 23, 2008

poop-shoot pirates

two male lovers who explore the unknown regions of each others anus with there wangs......also known as bufu buddies..

yo that kid from florida and raven are poop-shoot pirates, i saw them doing the nasty behind a tree during my lunch break.

poop-shoot pirates by friend of friends March 23, 2003