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Cães Piratas

Cães Piratas: Uma criação do Geraldo, Hélder e João, em que o personagem principal, o Cão Pirata, tem um papagaio nos ombros (os cães não têm ombros), uma pala no olho, uma orelha implantada nas costas, um pé na pixa, e não tem patas, ou seja, não é nem maneta, nem perneta, nem peseta (pai sem pés), mas patêta.
Joãozinho: O cão do pai sem pés é pirata!

Hélderzinho: Então quer dizer que é patêta!
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Cães Piratas

para dizer que HELDER NÃO LEVA ACENTO CARAÇAS!
O Helder é o grande mano do mundo.

O Helder é humano do mundo.

O Helder não é Cão Pirata!

pirates vs ninjas 

A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.
One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!

Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 

Code name for something you did last weekend that you are too embarrassed to really admit.
"I went to my sister's college this weekend and watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I puked 5 times in the parking lot afterward."

Bob: "Spent the night at Kristen's."
Steve: "What did yall do?"
Bob: "We watched Pirates of the Caribbean 3."
Steve: "Very nice!"

pirates of the caribbean

The only Disney movie that's rated PG-13.
It's spelled Caribbean, not Carribean. Just remember carib-bean =P

Pirates of Optimization 

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line

Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!