An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.

Next day-

Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
#fruit #spongebob #satisfaction #dirty #naughty
by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012
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what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
you should know what pineapples are.
#you #are #dumb #for #not #knowing #what #a #pineapple #is
by onivlayeoj August 05, 2007
What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!?
I like pineapples
#pineapple #apple #pine #fruit #bamf
by CoupsFTW November 09, 2011
The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.
Oh my god, a pineapple! I think I'm going to have an orgasm.
#awesome #delicious #great #tasty #owns
by PineappleDude December 12, 2005
Created by Kevin Hart: Means to Stop; Halt; Used to make you not sound like a Bitch.
"Pineapples Bitch, you riding my dick to hard"
#stop #halt #calm the fuck down #chill #bitch wait
by SoSweetCandi October 21, 2011
The act of backing out of a game or room.
This room totally sucked so we pineappled.
#back out #go back #pine-apple #grapefruit #drop out
by Chodaboy068 May 21, 2010
A pineapple can be many things:

a)A residance under the sea, best for sponges.
b)A fruit, very prickly, that has no place on a pizza(growls), best not to be inserted up the ass.
c)A term for a brunette who is so freakin stupid.
d)A stupid grenade every1 mentions, but as it can kill people, we will mention it. (Great for hoe fights)
a)Spongebob Squarepant's underwater pineapple house.
b)The fruit ya dumbasses.
c) Has brown hair and says the word "like" a lot and is so slow its funny. (aka. violet crumble(as in the candybar))
d)Goes "KABOOM!!!"
#fruit #violet crumble #grenades #dumb blondes #sponge bob
by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006
A Pineapple is the fifty dollar note in Australian currency.
I found a pineapple on the ground at the bar and it covered my drinks for the night.
#fifty dollars #dollar #note #money #currency
by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005
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