by jhook May 16, 2012
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by Tommy Gunn 98 January 15, 2018
It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.
by Jacob coco November 2, 2017
by J427 July 7, 2018
No mamez güey los pinches monos estan cruzando la calle.- No way bro the fucking monkeys are crossing the street.
by Jizz daddyo December 18, 2022
When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks March 26, 2018