pimpledick 

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

pimpledick by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

Pimpledick 

A guy with a small penis that will jizz any minute

that pimpledick came the moment I touched him

Pimpledick by Karin L November 25, 2011

PimpleDick 

Have a Dick the size of a Pimple

My Girlfriend dumped me because I've got a PimpleDick

PimpleDick by cumminginthe sock June 28, 2022

Englebert Pimpledick 

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.

Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser

Englebert Pimpledick by Scritty April 15, 2010

Rectumsmell pimplesack

A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.

That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack

Rectumsmell pimplesack by Toxic-temptation November 19, 2012

Piddledicking 

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Purpledickuler 

A penis so hard that it's turned purple and sits at a perfect right angle to the body when laying back.

"Hey Dave, you're looking chirpy mate."
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"

Purpledickuler by Mr Fury January 19, 2019