pilonidal cyst 

Basically butt cancer, a large puss sack located extremely close to your butthole, commonly filled with boo-ooh.

Oll mate Dave couldn't drive his truck today cause he's got a pilonidal cyst / butt cancer and can't sit down.....

pilonidal cyst by Karma4 July 29, 2021

pilonidal smile 

When the crack of ones ass is extended just a bit beyond the typical length of crack. The slight depression can conveniently be used for storage; common items may include car keys, dime bags, and ironically, crack.

When my whore of a mother was eighteen she hid my father's virginity in her pilonidal smile.

pilonidal smile by Della Hicks January 18, 2008

Polonial-Gay 

An ancient British aristocratic family now found frequenting East Coast squash tournaments, psychoanalytic symposiums and scotch tastings.

Ohh I do love spending a good weekend in my Nantucket Reds with the Polonial-Gays.

Polonial-Gay by kedlover01 May 20, 2010

Pilanigalati 

When a white woman has intercourse with a black man, and he stretches her and folds her up in crazy sex positions.

Damn girl, I'm so sore. I went to Marcus house last night an did some pilanigalati...

Pilanigalati by Young Majik March 19, 2017