Pofmeister 

Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).

"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".

Pofmeister by holyjoe September 22, 2011

Pipmister 

Someone who eats pills for breakfast; Especially horney pills.

person 1 : 'I had shit loads of horney pills for breakfast this morning, I'm gonna be horney all day now!'
person 2 : 'I didn't know you were a pipmister!'

Pipmister by spinklewinkle March 20, 2009

gilmeister

fat cunt

adam gilmeister

gilmeister by gillyfatty May 25, 2017

Pigmister

Is a person, animal, or thing that is either the cutest or stupidest

Stop being a pigmister
Omg! Pigmister

Pigmister by superpig March 2, 2019

pigmeister 

A middle aged man who prefers the company of chubby, sometimes morbidly obese younger women. Ex, Bill Clinton.

Wow, President Clinton could have fooled around with any woman he wanted to in the Oval Office, but he went with Monica Lewinsky. I guess that guy really is a pigmeister.

pigmeister by New Yorker 1972 January 19, 2018

poomeister 

A poomeister is someone who stores feces beneath their fupa for good luck.

"I can't believe how well Lily is playing on the court today."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."

poomeister by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 15, 2021

Pimester 

A period of about π months, as a division of the duration of a woman’s pregnancy, which is less than a hundred days.

Janette’s craving for pineapples and prawn mee went unabated during her pimester.

Pimester by Numerati August 14, 2025