Peter Pinchers 

Is when a male is wearing shorts that are SOO short and tight that it pinches the dick and nut sack area. Opposite of "coochie cutters" as when a female wears "booty shorts" or tight tight shorts therefore cutting into the vagina area.

"Girl did you see his dick and nuts in those peter pinchers he's wearing"?

"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"

Peter Pinchers by LizzzyWelcome December 9, 2009

Pilchered 

The state of excessive, playful jocularity. Generally involving the enormous consumption of varied western pharmaceuticals. Often resulting in extended periods of intense psychological fragility, introspection and at times self-loathing. May also experience wild parties, random hook-ups, increased “Friends”, disproportionate cigarette consumption and extreme popularity.

Renee is constantly seeking to be Pilchered!

John remained locked in is room for 2 day’s after a good Pilchering.
Mikel is the Pilcher king

If used responsibly, Pilchering can be a catylist to a better more motivated and eventful life

Pilchered by Exosoul August 17, 2018

Pitchers Mound 

Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.

Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."

Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."

Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)

Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."

Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."

Pitchers Mound by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015

Penny pitchers 

One night a week or month when the bars (usually in college towns) charge a cover and then let patrons drink all the cheap beer they can. You have to get there early to get a pitcher or you're out of luck, they go fast.

"Hey are you going to Dill tonight?"
"Nah, I'm kinda broke, I'm headin to the Madhatter for penny pitchers!"

"Hey, I heard you coming in at 5am through the window, did you puke in the microwave...!?"
"Ohh maybe...I dunno..I went to penny pitchers..."

Penny pitchers by lono1807 June 3, 2009

Pitchers Mound 

When having sex from behind. Pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. Immediately following yell "Strike!!! Your Out!"

I was with your mom last night and I finished with a pitchers mound.

Pitchers Mound by Booya(You know it!) December 29, 2010

Joseph Pilcher 

The fattest nigga alive but so cute and handsome

God damn Joseph’s ass is so tight
Wow he is such a Joseph Pilcher

Joseph Pilcher by spɐp ǝɥʇ October 27, 2020

P.B Pilcher 

Guy who has a girlfriend but likes her lesbian best friend more.

Man look at that P.B Pilcher, he's totally hitting on that lesbian

P.B Pilcher by Nashed potatoes March 13, 2017