AnalMonster666's definitions

kinky wink

When you passionately stare and then wink at another's genitalia. It is typically a sign of flirtation, but has been commonly used in popular culture as a jest.

As I whipped my head back up while kneeling to tie my shoelaces, Richard's crotch was directly in my line of sight. I then continued to stare at his bulge. It was getting larger by the second. I made sure he was looking, and then gave his meaty sausage a kinky wink. If he doesn't know that I want his hairy penis inside me now -- he never will.

by AnalMonster666 February 2, 2015

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by AnalMonster666 May 23, 2016

Robby Brann

Someone who is insecure about their penis size and continuously asks for the size of his peers penis, for comparison. Typically, a Robby Brann is white, and will lie about the size of his own penis to avoid insult. He is an annoyance to a friend group and a disgrace to mankind.

Robby Brann: Hey dude, how long is your shlong?

Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Twelve inches.

Robby Brann: Yeah man, me too. I got that five dollah' footlong.

Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Go fuck yourself you lying piece of shit. White niqqa fuck.

by AnalMonster666 May 23, 2016

Urban Girlfriend

A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.

Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?

Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.

Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!

Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.

Kyle: Thanks babe.

by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015

Pornhub

A place where I can see naked females without being judged.

Girl: No! You can't see me naked! Perv!

Me: Why not?...

Girl: I'm not a slut. Go on Pornhub if you're horny you freak.

Me: A place where I can be myself. My soul and sexual desire is at peace.

by AnalMonster666 February 22, 2015

Wrench Wrecker

Someone who enjoys cutting off male genitalia.

That girl with teeth in her vagina from the movie Teeth is a Wrench Wrecker.

by AnalMonster666 March 14, 2015

lil girl

A girl who is lil.

Emma is lil.
Emma is a girl.
Emma is a lil girl.

There's not much more too say. I mean -- lil girls tend to be adorable. But the name really tells you everything.

by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015