Definitions by AnalMonster666
Robby Brann
Someone who is insecure about their penis size and continuously asks for the size of his peers penis, for comparison. Typically, a Robby Brann is white, and will lie about the size of his own penis to avoid insult. He is an annoyance to a friend group and a disgrace to mankind.
Robby Brann: Hey dude, how long is your shlong?
Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Twelve inches.
Robby Brann: Yeah man, me too. I got that five dollah' footlong.
Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Go fuck yourself you lying piece of shit. White niqqa fuck.
Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Twelve inches.
Robby Brann: Yeah man, me too. I got that five dollah' footlong.
Black friend who doesn't give a shit: Go fuck yourself you lying piece of shit. White niqqa fuck.
Robby Brann by AnalMonster666 May 23, 2016
Wrench Wrecker
Wrench Wrecker by AnalMonster666 March 14, 2015
Pornhub
Girl: No! You can't see me naked! Perv!
Me: Why not?...
Girl: I'm not a slut. Go on Pornhub if you're horny you freak.
Me: A place where I can be myself. My soul and sexual desire is at peace.
Me: Why not?...
Girl: I'm not a slut. Go on Pornhub if you're horny you freak.
Me: A place where I can be myself. My soul and sexual desire is at peace.
Pornhub by AnalMonster666 February 22, 2015
Anal Monster
A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
Anal Monster by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015
Urban Girlfriend
Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?
Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.
Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!
Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.
Kyle: Thanks babe.
Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.
Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!
Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.
Kyle: Thanks babe.
Urban Girlfriend by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015