A pikachu devoted to Judaism
Ash: Pikachu! I choose you! Thunderbolt! NOW! . . . Pikachu?
Brock: Ash! What the f***? What day is it?
Ash: . . . Sunday
Brock: What the hell is that on Pikachu's head?
Ash: . . . A yarmulke
Brock: EXACTLY DIPSH*T! IT'S F***ING SUNDAY AND YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A JEWISH PIKACHU DO WORK! IT'S AGAINST HIS F***ING RELIGION ***HOLE!
Ash: Uh, I-I'm sorry
Brock: WHY DON'T YOU SAY SORRY TO PIKAJEW YOU STUPID SH*T? CHECK THE F***ING POKEDEX FOR ONCE DUMB***! AND I LEFT MY OWN F***ING GYM TO TRAVEL WITH YOU! HEY ASH! HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION AND STOP BEING SUCH AN ASHHOLE, HUH F***FACE?
An electric Pokemon that tends to be cheap with it's money and/or electricity an likes to rip off people.
Pikajew wouldn't start up the computer again after it fried while we were watching naked pictures of Misty.
A Jewish pikachu. They are commonly found inside cash registers. When several of these Pokemon gather, they could attract nazis.
Ash: What pokemon is that? It looks like it's holding the Torah...
Gary: You idiot, that's a PikaJew.
Ash: Well why are its cheeks so big?
Gary: That's how it stores pennies... *facepalm*
Someone who is Japanese and Jewish.
Have you met my friend Becca? Yep, she's a PikaJew.
A Japanese Jew
very rare but very cool
Omg that Japanese guy just went into a synagog!! he is a pikajew!
A jew who is lightning fast and shoots pennies from his eyeballs.
Woah! I dropped my penny and that pikajew got it!
A Jewish Pokémon. His signature move is to steal your money.
PikaJew! I choose jew!!