Chick to Dude: Wtf is up with that kid, he literally stalked me and somehow ended up in every conversation
Dude:Ya, He's being a PIG tonight...lets go fuck
1) A sweaty, pink-skinned animal
2) A police officer
3) A man who likes to yell a lot, beat the shit out of people, and/or jack off to violent things.
4) A person who consumes more doughnuts, pizza ect than salad, fruit ect
5) All of the above
2)Some pig pulled me over for smoking weed
3) My girlfriend is in the hospital because some pig beat her up
4) Your brother ate all my muffins. He is such a pig.
5) A pig pulled me over yesterday, beat the shit out of me, and then said he would arrest me if I didn't have sex with him. He was so fat that I nearly suffocated.
A cop that may or may not be fat
A greedy Person that may or may not be fat
An animal also reffered to as swine that says oink,usually fat
Do I smell bacon,
No thats the cop walking up to the car
He wont give me no money,
The pig says oink
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!