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Man 1- "P.I.G. at your 5 O'clock!"
Man 2- "She's a P.I.G. for sure."
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A fat person

A cop that may or may not be fat

A greedy Person that may or may not be fat

An animal also reffered to as swine that says oink,usually fat
He so fat he looks like a pig

Do I smell bacon,
No thats the cop walking up to the car

He wont give me no money,
That pig

The pig says oink
by SO DEF June 11, 2009
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Basketball game that is shorter than horse. It consists of one person making a shot and the other matching it. The first to miss three shots and spell pig losses.
We didn't have enought time to play horse, so we played a game of pig instead
by jason February 12, 2005
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Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat
by mr smith March 07, 2005
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You'd better watch for pigs while you fire up that jibber.
by bobby g. October 22, 2002
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noun

1) A sweaty, pink-skinned animal
2) A police officer
3) A man who likes to yell a lot, beat the shit out of people, and/or jack off to violent things.

4) A person who consumes more doughnuts, pizza ect than salad, fruit ect
5) All of the above
1)The pig is one of the smartest animals in the animal kingdom
2)Some pig pulled me over for smoking weed
3) My girlfriend is in the hospital because some pig beat her up
4) Your brother ate all my muffins. He is such a pig.
5) A pig pulled me over yesterday, beat the shit out of me, and then said he would arrest me if I didn't have sex with him. He was so fat that I nearly suffocated.
by Random Skell March 11, 2010
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oink pig
by yolochick123 January 02, 2013
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