I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!
by Scrunthole June 15, 2018
Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas
by The Real Bungle January 9, 2007
Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.
Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.
Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?
Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.
Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.
Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?
Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.
Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.
by AlabamaHotPocket13 February 14, 2011
To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.
by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008
Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.
Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.
Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.
Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.
Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.
by Barmy-Army April 29, 2014
by AlehouseMaximum January 20, 2008
Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.
by Schmutz1g March 1, 2021