Piffer 

someone who smokes only the best (Piff) weed.

That dudes a straight piffer

Piffer by clocc April 25, 2009

piffer 

A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.

Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a piffer.

piffer by Anthony April 4, 2005

piffer 

When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"

Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.

piffer by JamesBradshsw November 13, 2015

piffer 

a slang term for the female genitalia.

ie. jodi slept with panties on for fear of getting spiders in her piffer.

piffer by upnorth August 23, 2005

Piffer 

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

Piffer by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

Piffer 

This is when somebody sticks their finger up their butt and scratches it. Then they lick their finger.

Eww that girl is Definitely a Piffer did you see her just do that?

Piffer by Vinicent May 28, 2008

Piffer 

Vape

Piffer me

Piffer by itslilred September 6, 2021