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pickle fingers 

A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.
Jim: "Tim, please pick up that dime."
Tim: "Can't, man, I got pickle fingers".
pickle fingers by marainey December 6, 2009
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Pickle Fingers 

The greenish/yellow shade the tips of your fingers turn after eating too many pickles
Did you see that girls pickle fingers? She must have eaten an entire jar of Vlassics by herself.

Pickle Finger 

Manually stimulating a woman for so long that your fingers begin to get prune-y.
I gave her the ole pickle finger last night.
Pickle Finger by Jerrah1981 December 17, 2013

Raspberry Pickle Finger 

Fingering yourself for the straight pleasure of feeling your clammy fingers in your cold moist vagina.
"Dude I just raspberry pickle fingered to the thought of Cladler with braces!"

Pickle finger 

Pickle finger refers to the state in which you finish fingering a girl (or yourself, if you are female) and your finger is now covered in vaginal moisture. The wet mess you're left with all over your finger resembles the process of "pickling", or preserving of food. This term is even more accurate when the mess just doesn't seem to wanna wash off of your finger, leaving it feeling moist and sometimes leaving a stench. Congrats, your finger is now pickled.
I went over to Stacy's last night. I left with the worst pickle finger ever.

I tried washing my hands 4 times, her vagina sauce just wouldn't come off. I had pickle finger all night.
Pickle finger by Dick Changler September 12, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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