"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.
those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
can i read your t-shirt in brail?
you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.
drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)
i'd look good on you.
Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.