12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

pianist

Someone who plays the piano. This word is pronounced pee-AN-ist. Don't forget the A. We are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.

The pianist spent three hours perfecting his Hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.

pianist by cygnusx1 January 1, 2009

pianissimo

A dynamic level in music. The softest (quietest) kind of dynamic level.

Pianissimo is so quiet, we could barely hear it.

pianissimo by RealSGII2 December 12, 2018

Pianist

Someone who is racist towards penises.

“Omg Becky look at his dick!”
“Ew, shut the fuck up!”
“Wait, are you being pianist right now?”
“I guess so bitch!”

Pianist by SouthParkUnbreakableFantasy July 29, 2020

pianist

A pianist is someone who is quite good with their fingers and they have great hand-eye coordination. Can't believe they asked why I was into them.

"Wow, I just love pianists."
"Why?"
"I can't believe how you have to ask. *le moan*"

pianist by Piano<3 January 21, 2021

pianist

1. A person who plays the piano
2. The thing guys carry in their pants

1. I am a pianist who plays in concert halls.
2. So a man walks into a bar and whips out a tiny piano and a 12-inch pianist...

pianist by Poji September 9, 2005

pianist

Somebody who plays the piano...

It's starting to sound like another word: a word for part of the male reproductive anatomy. A favorite among men (nudge nudge, wink wink)

The pianist walked onto the stage, carrying a candleabra.

The boy happily hugged his pianist, eager to start with playing the organ.

pianist by Lorelili December 28, 2005