Photo Copy Borg 

A machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;
a) photocopying,
b) stapling the photocopies if needed.
They have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can't staple very well and aren't very nice.

A: Can I please have these sheets photocopyed please?
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says Yes. Computer Asks, 'What colour paper?'
A: Yellow please.
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says No. Blue is only acceptable.

Photo Copy Borg by blue paper forever November 19, 2006

photocopy boy 

A functionary. Someone who does run-of-the-mill administrative jobs on behalf of others. A lackey. A stooge.

"John Paterson's on the cover of a trade magazine? But he's just the photocopy boy!"

photocopy boy by brummieboy123 September 19, 2016

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

Photocopier-fixing skills by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008

Photocopying 

meaning to smoke a cigerette
used by the younger generations as an excuse for leaving the house to smoke

MUM: Where are you going?
Child: Im going round to charles' house, i need to do some photocopying
MUM: ok then, thats fine

Photocopying by sean kinsey February 1, 2008

phonocopy 

Taking a photo of a whiteboard or notes with your phone.

I will take a phonocopy of that and print it later.

phonocopy by GlenRocks April 23, 2011

photocopier 

The "photocopier" is when a guy is fucking a girl who is on top of a photocopier or xerox machine. The girl is closed in the photocopier so it is able to make prints while having sex. Then, when it's done, the guy cums on the machine and puts the print out of it on his wall.

Jonathan was cheating on his wife at the office. When he gave the secretary the photocopier, his wife found his prints and he got busted!

photocopier by Gabe N. January 9, 2008

Photocopier 

Illusion: Photocopiers are merely man-made electrostatic machines which duplicate sheets of text and images with at the press of a button.

Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.

Asante: Holy fuck! Did you see that shit?
Cleopatra: Oh God, it's a fucking photocopier! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run (ink spurting), aaaaaaaargh fuckcunt!!!!

Photocopier by Tigerchild January 19, 2009