phoney-bologna 

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

phoney-bologna by Telephony March 4, 2015

Phoney Bologna 

Someone who pretends in your face but behind your back they are stabbing you in it.

When some one claims to like you but soon as you turn your back they say something negative about you.

The "Phoney Bologna" acted like a friend but was after my mate!

Phoney Bologna by Vealdeal June 7, 2011

riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

riding the bologna pony by MegaMost November 15, 2009

Bologna Pony 

It is another word used to describe a man's penis.

Jay: Hey Megan want to ride my bologna pony?

Megan: Not even if you paid me

Jay: Why not?

Megan: You have AIDS

Bologna Pony by hear,the,black,birds,cry May 22, 2010

Bologna Pony 

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock

Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

Bologna Pony by Michael Martino May 21, 2008

Bologna Pony 

In essence, it is another name for the penis.

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and take a ride on the bologna pony?

Bologna Pony by 5tephen August 19, 2008

ride the wild bologna pony 

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

ride the wild bologna pony by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006