Jay: Hey Megan want to ride my bologna pony?
Megan: Not even if you paid me
Jay: Why not?
Megan: You have AIDS
Megan: Not even if you paid me
Jay: Why not?
Megan: You have AIDS
by hear,the,black,birds,cry May 22, 2010
A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony
NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony
NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock
Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*
by Michael Martino May 21, 2008
by 5tephen July 23, 2008
Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian
A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!
(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010
by Anonymous March 19, 2003