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phonographic memory 

someone who remembers everything they hear
Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.
phonographic memory by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010
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Phonographic Memory 

A person blessed with a Phonographic Memory has the ability to instantly recall and name the origin of sounds, chords, bass lines, drum fills, and guitar licks from the records he/she/they heard in their youth. Everybody recognizes the opening licks of "Satisfaction", but a person with Phonographic Memory "...can name that song in one note."

It is not the hearing of a train whistle and being reminded of the long summer evenings in Iowa. It is not recognizing a song being played faintly in the background of a Budweiser commercial. It is directly related to the graphic recording ( the LP or 45 rpm record, quite likely ) of those particular notes, and a instantaneous and pinpoint recognition of the song. Phonographic Memory (PM) is like muscle memory, as it is developed by repetition.
We gotta get Carlos on our team for this Trivia competition. The dude knows every song ever recorded! All he needs to hear is one note, and he can name it. He has Phonographic Memory!

phonographic memory 

For those too young to remember, music used to be distributed on vinyl records (commonly known as a "phonograph" record). These records were played using a needle that would pick up the inscribed spiral grooves in the disk and, with the use of an amplifier, emit from a set of speakers.

Inevitably these records would get a scratch in them causing the record to skip a groove. The result was that a few milliseconds of the song would be missed. As audio tradition would have it, the listener would end up memorizing the song and lyric precisely as it was played back...skip and all. This is referred to as phonographic memory.
Me: I remember this song...I had it on LP.

Her: Geeze. You're old.

Me: Quiet...here it comes...wait for it...

Her: What are you talking about?!

Me: My LP had a skip in it…and it skipped…right...THERE!

Her: It's amazing how much useless information you store in that head.

Me: What can I say? I have a phonographic memory.

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.
That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

Pornographic Thespian 

1) One who acts in pornographic motion pictures.

2) Another term for "pornstar," first used by comedian Sarah Silverman in the film Jesus is Magic.
Sarah Silverman: I was watching, uh… porn, and it was like a series of vignettes, and in this one scene, it featured Ron Jeremy, a very famous, um… pornographic thespian. And in this scene, he is masturbating- onto a lady- but I noticed his pinky was out, and I found out why he masturbates with his pinky out: it's because he's classy.

Phonography 

phone sex with a hands free device so one can use the hands for a better use than to hold the phone
you ready to do some phonography? yeah, i just need to find my bluetooth
Phonography by GuillaumeR April 3, 2009

Lisa Ann (pornographic actress) 

Worlds most popular porn star, Lisa Ann. Has many scenes with top names from amateur videos, bondage, double penetration all the way to gangbangs. Known for her huge 38e breasts and intense hardcore scenes.

Lisa Ann, a scintillating dark-haired beauty who only grows more appealing with age, graced the porn scene between 1993 and 1994. Her exhibitionist talents first began on stage as an erotic dancer during her college years in 1990, when she later became a certified dental assistant. In 1997 she quit the porn business due to an AIDS scare. During her time away she returned to dancing in strip clubs around the United States. Later she returned to the industry as first an agent and then eventually as a performer again. It was during this time she founded Clear Talent Management, which later was renamed Lisa Ann's Talent Management, based in California. She is perhaps best known as of 2008 and 2009 for her on-camera portrayal of right-wing politician Sarah Palin in the porn parody "Who's Nailin' Paylin?". Lisa's over-a-decade career continues with great strength as her popularity grows. She is perhaps one of the most popular performers in the "MILF" and "Cougar" genres of the porn industry.

Has won many awards such as best group scene, Milf of the year and many more.
Seen that new lisa Ann (pornographic actress) movie?

Yeah! She's a kinky cougar!