Phoneliness 

That feeling that comes over you when the people you are with are more interested in their phones than you.

As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(

Phoneliness by MadBob81 November 27, 2015

Phonepire 

Someone (often a teen) who stays up until the small hours of the morning on their phone and who sleeps excessively during the day to compensate. Unlike a vampire who sucks blood, these phonepires suck Wi-fi and data usage. Sometimes spelled fonepire.

“Have you seen James this morning?”

“No he’s a phonepire!”

Phonepire by Itchen Lingo December 24, 2019

Phonetimer 

A woman who calls her husband every five minutes to tell him what time it is and to get his ass home.

Linda is such a Phonetimer when Chris and I drink beer in the garage.

Phonetimer by The Sherriff is near January 20, 2008

poonacide 

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

poonacide by famousKid February 22, 2009

gaming on the phoneline 

when you're a phoneline gamer

"are you accusing me of gaming on the phoneline?"

gaming on the phoneline by baloneybob November 8, 2021

Phoneliness 

The uncomfortable urge to look at your phone when left alone at a dinner table, waiting in line, or any other public place.

As Thalia stepped away from the table to use the restroom, Chris was overcome by phoneliness and quickly pulled out his iphone to check his email and update his Facebook status.

Phoneliness by Chris 33 August 29, 2012

Poonocide 

1. The mass hitting and quiting of poon.
2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.

"Dude! I committed mass poonocide on those bitches last night! It was a huge orgy of fine ass hoes"

"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"

Poonocide by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008