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phonyphone 

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.
phonyphone by galcoolest August 26, 2005
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Phoneaphobia 

People that have a phobia with others touching or using their phone because of contamination. Afraid of contracting germs from other touching their cell phone. Like a germaphobe through cell phone sharing.
Emmalee will not let anybody use her cell phone. She is such a phoneaphobe.

Emmalee has phoneaphobia, she won't let anybody use her phone, for fear she'll get germs.

phonaphone

phonaphones are words which can spelled using the same combination of letters on a touch-tone telephone.

a.k.a. phoneaphone
'good' is a phonaphone of 'home'.
On a telephone keypad, both are spelled '4663'.
phonaphone by ambiguator March 27, 2008

Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.
Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.
Phonephones by weetodd March 26, 2008

phoneophobe 

a person who is afraid to use a phone.
example of a phoneophobe: i can't call him. no no no. if i do, i'll ask if he's there, and what if it's him? he'll think i'm so stupid that i can't identify his voice! i just can't have that! and what if he's not there? what will i say? i'll just end up sounding desperate! goddammit this sucks!
phoneophobe by the phone-o-phobe February 2, 2006

Phoneaphile 

1)Someone Above 18 years old who goes into the local phone chatlines to pick up on unsuspecting teens, in an attempt to have phone sex

2) someone who constantly asks to use your phone
Me: this dude is raw, he's tryin to pick up on bitches using the chatlines.. and he know damn well the girls are all underage...

them: well you know, dude is just a regular ass phoneaphile
Phoneaphile by Happy Locc April 20, 2011

Phoneophone

A word that is spelled the same way as another word when using a mobile phones keyboard.

Like a homophone, but on a phone.
Duck' is a phoneophone for 'fuck.
Phoneophone by 23456774343 July 30, 2011