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phonyphone 

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.
phonyphone by galcoolest August 26, 2005

phonaphone

phonaphones are words which can spelled using the same combination of letters on a touch-tone telephone.

a.k.a. phoneaphone
'good' is a phonaphone of 'home'.
On a telephone keypad, both are spelled '4663'.
phonaphone by ambiguator March 27, 2008

Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.
Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.
Phonephones by weetodd March 26, 2008

PhobeoPhobe 

A phobophobe is a person who is afraid of having a phobia. They have absolutely no clue this is a phobia, and if you tell them they will experience nausea, nosebleeds, dislocations, massive aneurisms, seizures, immediate dyslexia, blindness, deafness, broken bones, fractured ribs, carpel tunnel syndrome, alzheimer's, bubonic plague, teeth grinding, every sweating disorder, depression, anxiety, self-consciousness, and 1023.33 more things
Look at how she's doing everything. I think she's a phobeophobe.
PhobeoPhobe by Command C Command V January 23, 2020

phoneophobia 

Fear of talking on the phone, especially with an unknown person.
Dude, can you call Shaniqua for me? I have phoneophobia.
phoneophobia by niloxs June 7, 2007

phoneophobe 

a person who is afraid to use a phone.
example of a phoneophobe: i can't call him. no no no. if i do, i'll ask if he's there, and what if it's him? he'll think i'm so stupid that i can't identify his voice! i just can't have that! and what if he's not there? what will i say? i'll just end up sounding desperate! goddammit this sucks!
phoneophobe by the phone-o-phobe February 2, 2006