phone fear 

A temporary moment of apprehension, anxiety or shyness that prevents someone from making a routine phone call.

A: "(casually) Could you call the restaurant?"
A: "(hesitantly) Erm... no: you call"
B: "(amused) What's the matter, got phone fear?"
A: "(angrily) No. I just don't feel like talking to them... (frustratedly) Yes okay, I have phone fear -- now *you* call... (sheepishly) please."

phone fear by thewilster October 18, 2004

Phonefart 

Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.

The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.

Phonefart by toytony March 2, 2011