plork 

Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face

A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly

plork by IanHupkes October 12, 2006

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008

Plorking 

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

Plorking by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

Plork 

Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.

My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.

Plork by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

Phork

A fork of a physical activity or social practice.

Nice performance, lets phork it!

Phork by L. Blissett February 23, 2010

Phlorp

The act of removing a used condom from the depths of a gentlemans' arse after depositing some of your finest in there and allowing the same gentleman to suck the liquid out.

Oh nitro, i seem to have left the wrapper inside of you, would you care to phlorp it?

Phlorp by Megdalchont January 16, 2022

Plorking 

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.

Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.

Plorking by Stockpicker April 19, 2021