Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.
My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.
Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop
Nice Body Very Ugly Face
A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly
When your newborn shits on you.
Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.
the sound of a penis entering a juicy orifice
This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"
The act of playing and working at the same time.
Dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.