adj. describing someone who obviously posts in Something Awful's Pretentious Hipster Irony Zone, often delineated by a combination of hipster and goon fashion such as tight pants and shirts, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses, obscure band tees, boots, messenger bags ponytails, neckbeards and anything else you can think of.
Did you see that dude with the faggy handbag? He's totally PHIZ...
by shittitties October 17, 2008
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An exclamation of dismay, frustration or displeasure.
Phiz! I stubbed my toe!
Oh phiz, my girlfriend cheated on me.
Someone slashed my tires. That's some bullphiz.
by Trey Forrester March 5, 2008
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A phiz, is usually a person called Riley Pemberton.
This insult is used by the stupidest of the retards. Thinking they are the alpha.
Riley: your a phiz
Victim: your literally a phiz
by wallopmaster April 3, 2022
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