adj. describing someone who obviously posts in Something Awful's Pretentious Hipster Irony Zone, often delineated by a combination of hipster and goon fashion such as tight pants and shirts, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses, obscure band tees, boots, messenger bags ponytails, neckbeards and anything else you can think of.
Did you see that dude with the faggy handbag? He's totally PHIZ...
Our father, who AWPS in heaven,
CS:GO be thy game.
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert - and not a mil-spec,
give us this day a StatTrak Knife,
and forgive us when we rage quit,
as we forgive those who aimbot against us,
and lead us not into scamnation.
But undeliverus a battlescarred,
Used, but not limited to CS:GO. Can possibly be relevant in CS:S (but Senpai Leafy will probably tell you to "stfu" while on surf). LONG LIVE CS:GO ANTHEM!
Something that you can shout in any situation, as it always fits.
ALEX: My grandma died today.
JIM: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
NANCY: Help! I need 911 and I can't reach my phone, there's a man in my house and he has my son!
BOB: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
STRANGE MAN: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!