Pemberton

an extremly lazy hand job. usually done naked but with no emotion, soundless

"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Eh, she only gave me a Pemberton."

by jjbyrd October 8, 2011

The most rockin', handsome man in New York City. Always well dressed with a perfect air of confidence.

Check out Pemberton! Man, he's Rockin'!

by Magaloop October 9, 2008

British slang for a paedophile that touches adolescents.

"Look at that pemberton over there"

by DettolLover March 12, 2019

a small ass red neck town near whistler,,,homofobic little fuck town

by sammy June 18, 2006

pemberton

an "indie" hipster, particularly one of the Christian variety.

"Man, Jonah has been name-dropping Grizzly Bear all throughout today's sermon. What a pemberton."

by Paula W April 16, 2007

Gay lesbians cumming in a cup and pouring it on their partners butt hole and slurping it from their rim

by CALYPSO19 September 27, 2017

"You're such a pemberton smith bro"

by asdfghjkliutrew February 5, 2018