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adj. describing someone who obviously posts in Something Awful's Pretentious Hipster Irony Zone, often delineated by a combination of hipster and goon fashion such as tight pants and shirts, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses, obscure band tees, boots, messenger bags ponytails, neckbeards and anything else you can think of.
Did you see that dude with the faggy handbag? He's totally PHIZ...
by shittitties October 16, 2008
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A person's face, or facial expression. Yes, this is actual British slang. It is a shortening of the word "physiognomy."
I punched him in his stupid phiz.
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Why are you looking at me with such a sour phiz?
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An exclamation of dismay, frustration or displeasure.
Phiz! I stubbed my toe!
Oh phiz, my girlfriend cheated on me.
Someone slashed my tires. That's some bullphiz.
by Trey Forrester March 05, 2008
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