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Philbate 

The act of intentionally skipping out on social events for the purpose of vigorous masturbation.
Phil, want to go eat?" "No, I'm busy." *fap fap fap* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.
Philbate by dydx November 7, 2010
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the special tingling feeling you get between your legs every now and then
I had the weirdest Philbey on a train earlier today
Describe the last day of the week before the weekend, usually a Friday, but can describe any day that marks the beginning of the weekend.
The Wednesday before thanksgiving is a Philday.
philday by Jay Garlapati December 29, 2007

philayvanh 

A philanthropist for all types of fuckery. The member of your group that provides the UMPH in triumph, the PART in party, the MAN in manhood. Typically sought after by the opposite sex, as his/her smile is an invite to his schemes of fuckery.
That guy with the black jacket over there at the bar, smiling - he's the philayvanh of the group.
philayvanh by DaBawss2.0 November 21, 2018
Someone who lives on masterbation because they can't get laid.
Female 1: That kid is always in his room
Female 2: Yeah he's always playing with himself
Female 1: Eww he's such a philbag
philbag by kimbrlinaa December 31, 2011
A promiscuous girl that happens to be from Philadelphia.
"You know that Rachel? She's such a Phillay!"
Phillay by McCheekerson March 10, 2009