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Philbert 

An odd person who does crazy things.
OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?

G: He’s a full on Philbert!
Philbert by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Philbert 

A great lad and a trustworthy friend. He's always got your back and is very of the nice.
Also he is much better than anyone named Torres.
He is like Philbert
Philbert by rubbazhai March 8, 2021

Philbeto 

A once in a lifetime good time smoking with friends where the most ridiculous occurances happen
We had the equivelant of a philbeto night last night
Philbeto by Danger Danner February 27, 2009

Philbert 

A large feline animal creature which likes to sit on packing supplies while reading books about fish.
Its Philbert the cat! Seriously. He likes fish. A lot.
Philbert by LTmcbisket July 26, 2010
Athletic good looking man with a large penis and strong abbs. this individual is good at all board-sports and sports involving water.

Phileys' are usually african american. if you see a white Philey call him a wanna be wankster.
Phileys have a cornucopia of skills and should be trusted and are Pimps.
Wanna kick it with Philey? He's such a bad ass and cool guy.
all the girls want his cock
Philey by 2010 to the end April 17, 2010

Philbert's Roadhouse 

Kind of like a convention but for degenerate pricks and scum, breeding ground of all things nasty.
Man 1: Wanna go to Philbert's Roadhouse with me
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.