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Philbate
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The act of
intentionally
skipping
out on social events for the purpose of vigorous
masturbation
.
Phil,
want to
go eat?" "No,
I'm busy
." *
fap fap fap
* "Oh, it must be time to Philbate.
by
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November 7, 2010
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