Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

Philanderthal by tttarafied January 19, 2022

phalange 

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

phalange by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008

Philandering 

One who engages in many casual sexual experiences.

You philandering lush.

Philandering by Rheana October 20, 2005

phalangeal penetration 

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

phalangeal penetration by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

Philandering Whore 

someone, typically a woman, who has sex or some other intimate relationship with a man in order to get ahead in life.
Sometimes she even has a boyfriend already but is willing to forgo fidelity for the chance to advance ones carreer and to get it on!

Dina is such a philandering whore, she is doing the professor just to get a good grade, i wonder what her boyfriend thinks about it?

Philandering Whore by pandapanda87 August 11, 2008