1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.
Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.
by DHomer November 15, 2014
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1. An aggressive response to stimulus that would normally evoke a placid or even neutral reaction.
2. Being an asshole when completely unnecessary, typically occurring when a male has to prove how large his phallus is.
3. Physical use of a phallus to bludgeon small animals, shrubbery, or even midgets to death.
1. "This phallic aggression thing is out of control, we know your cock is small, please don't go out of your way to prove it."

2. Lumberjack Johnson began his morning with a bout of phallic aggression, squirrels, rabbits, coyote's, nothing stood a chance.
by Kageneko666 March 24, 2011
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Chopping someone's head off with your dick
OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation
by Matt Dasher September 27, 2007
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When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape
"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.
by jdfjhefbs. November 30, 2010
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Like a carbon footprint. A phallic footprint is how many penises a person has drawn in their lifetime.
Travis: My phallic footprint is currently 742.
Terrel: Thats not a thing, Travis.
Travis: Well it is now.
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Where you slide down a slide on to a man's penis (or dildo).
Gina went down a Phallic Slide and missed, she broke the dude's dick.
by jakens88 October 5, 2010
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You did before you knew about my love of icy phallicism

Oh look over there, it looks like a great big icy phallicism
by Shaolinfantastic January 4, 2021
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