4 definitions by DHomer

A statement that contains logic but that's so stupidly simplistic as to be pointless. See also nogic.
Steve: "I'm going to get rid of my car and save £300/month"
Kev: "Right that's lowgical, how you going to get to work to earn the money you're going to save dickhead?"

Steve: "We pay £6.8bn a year to the EU, so we're going to leave and save that money"
Kev: "Right that's lowgical, how about Euratom membership and frictionless trade dickhead?"
by DHomer April 9, 2021
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1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.
Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.
by DHomer November 15, 2014
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Someone who can locate woman using only his primitive senses and obtain carnal knowledge of them. See Fanny Rat.
Greg is at it again, he is a right vag hound.
by DHomer November 15, 2014
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The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.
Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite
by DHomer June 29, 2022
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