phallatio 

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

phallatio by djdope February 13, 2009

phallatio 

Alternate spelling of phallacio.

It's simply oral sex.

phallatio by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

phalangitis by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.

Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

metatarsal phalangic duo by Techniques69 October 11, 2020

Phalangitate 

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

Phalangitate by narj10052 January 21, 2009

Phallacious 

1. Any person, place, or thing which bears resembalance to a wang.
2. Any act done in a manner which, similarily, somehow bears resembalance to a wang.

1. Person one: Dude, that's quite the phallacious hat you have on today.
Person two: Thank you, old chap.

2. Person one: Man, that was the most phallacious backflip I have ever seen.
Person two: Asshole, shut the hell up, I can't help it. You should fuck a cat.

Phallacious by renegademaster July 6, 2005

phallacio 

The act of oral sex.

That French man-whore Jean De Lorme gives some good phallacio I'll tell you what!

phallacio by P. Lucho August 11, 2004