phagtable 

aquired from the words "phallus" and "vegetable" pushed together, a phagtable is a vegetable that resembles a phallus in any way.

pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'

John, your shopping cart is full of phagtables. Got a fun night planned?

phagtable by trumpetg0d May 27, 2010

Paintable 

When a girl's ass looks so damn good that it is referred to as a work of art

"You see that Paintable Ass nigga"

"I'll go all Da Vinci on that"

Paintable by Pair of Bosses November 2, 2013

phitable

Synonym for being angry over someone you are jealous of.

to don't need to yell at me just because you are so phitable

phitable by Xx_Ryan_xX November 7, 2022

printable coupons 

A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.

Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!

printable coupons by QuacksO March 29, 2019