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Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.
Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."
Paired by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008
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Pride + Tired = PRIRED.

The feeling of total exhaustion after several days of celebrating Pride as an LGBTQ+ person.

A large part of this exhaustion comes from knowing how the gatherings and marches, (especially Dyke spaces), used to look and feel, and how they have become appropriated by too many non-LGBTQ+ folks rampantly using it as an excuse to just party, without respect for the radical history and still-present need for it to continue to be a safe space for us to claim for ourselves.

(It's great to have allies, but allies need to be respectful in taking up space, and support from the sidelines.)
Seeing all these cishet bros drinking in the park and taking up so much of what should be our space is making me feel so Prired.
Prired by earthcrunch June 28, 2016
To receive the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine.
It’s been two weeks since i got pfized, now I’m fully vaccinated.
Pfized by all_hail_mc April 21, 2021
this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.
person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!
paired by trixstar March 14, 2009
1. Energized or charged, used by employers to negate an accidental firing of an employer
Sandra: Did you just say I'm fired?
Jim: No, phired, with a "ph". I mean you do a great job
phired by rpat March 10, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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