pfired 

laid off during Pfizer's merger with Wyeth. Variant on Pfizered.

After ten years with Wyeth, I just got pfired.

pfired by former Wyeth July 27, 2010

Paired 

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

Paired by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

Prired

Pride + Tired = PRIRED.

The feeling of total exhaustion after several days of celebrating Pride as an LGBTQ+ person.

A large part of this exhaustion comes from knowing how the gatherings and marches, (especially Dyke spaces), used to look and feel, and how they have become appropriated by too many non-LGBTQ+ folks rampantly using it as an excuse to just party, without respect for the radical history and still-present need for it to continue to be a safe space for us to claim for ourselves.

(It's great to have allies, but allies need to be respectful in taking up space, and support from the sidelines.)

Seeing all these cishet bros drinking in the park and taking up so much of what should be our space is making me feel so Prired.

Prired by earthcrunch June 28, 2016

Pfized 

To receive the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine.

It’s been two weeks since i got pfized, now I’m fully vaccinated.

Pfized by all_hail_mc April 21, 2021

paired 

this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.

person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!

paired by trixstar March 14, 2009

phired 

1. Energized or charged, used by employers to negate an accidental firing of an employer

Sandra: Did you just say I'm fired?
Jim: No, phired, with a "ph". I mean you do a great job

phired by rpat March 10, 2009