Pestulous 

Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.

Usage -
"You kids are being especially pestulous today."

Pestulous by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018

Petlousser 

French Language
Verb
1. To loosen someone's brown iris by penetration on an unwilling subject.
2. To defecate a large enough log as to permanently loosen one's anal aperture.

1. Flavio D'astous est sorti de prison et a réussi à s'en sortir sans se faire petlousser.
2. Ouf! J'aurais dû boire de la draft hier, j'me serait pas petlousser comme ça à matin.

Petlousser by Les Kwikwis June 26, 2014

petutious 

Also spelled patootious;
Describes a person that is hard to deal with, headstrong, not taking others feelings into consideration whatsoever, someone stuck on their own agenda and unwilling to do anything that isn't there way or plan
A refined way of saying someone is being a butt about something;

Derived from patootie;

My neighbor is so petutious. He keeps driving through my yard when I'm sleeping. The other night he got his truck stuck in my ditch!

When mom found out I wanted to go shopping Saturday, she was very petutious and didn't let me go only because it was my idea.

My sister sure was being patootious about me not washing the dishes. She couldn't quit harping about it.

petutious by DeRidder Dude1 May 1, 2014

patulous

Spread wide open

I.e. Barrett's mom's vagina felt so patulous last night

Barrett's mom's vagina was so patulous last night

patulous by JoMammaB December 15, 2014

Petunious 

Of or pertaining to a petunia

Fraternizing with the enemy is highly petunious!

Petunious by TheWalkiTalki February 14, 2015

Petuloso

Un aggettivo che nasce dall'unione delle parole "petulante" e "affettuoso". Si riferisce a una persona o un animale che è estremamente insistente e quasi fastidioso nel cercare attenzioni o nel chiedere qualcosa, ma lo fa con una tale dolcezza e affetto che è impossibile arrabbiarsi.

"Il mio cane è proprio petuloso: continua a spingermi la mano con il muso mentre cerco di lavorare, ma mi guarda con quegli occhi dolci che finisco sempre per coccolarlo."

Petuloso by Neologa May 15, 2026