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pétomane syndrome 

A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.
Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.
pétomane syndrome by Duckbutt February 10, 2006
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A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)
I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!
An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.
That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.
pedovan by Xidarian March 9, 2007
Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.
Long live Petoria!

Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.
You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.
Stanislav Petrov by Anakior July 10, 2017

Jennifer Petkov 

Sick, demented, and just downright evil
Jennifer Petkov, decided to taunt her dying 7-year old neigbor by posting the little girls photos with crossbones on her FaceBook page

petrovabloood 

they are an amazing editor but they are scary. elena gilbert anti but katherine pierce stan. they definitely would bully you for breathing the same air as you.
petrovabloood is the scariest editor